Thursday, May 03, 2007

Jane’s Guide to Teaching English in South Korea: Part 1

I receive a lot of emails containing questions about teaching English in South Korea. Unfortunately, I’m notoriously bad at replying to unsolicited emails in a timely manner. I’ve decided to solve this problem by writing a series of posts addressing these questions. This is Part One. (Also, if you have questions you think should be answered over the course of this series, please comment!)

Part One: Should I Go To South Korea?

So, for whatever reason, you’ve started thinking about getting a job in South Korea teaching English. Well, before you hop on a plane, there are some important questions you should ask yourself. “Why?” is a good question to start off this introspective. Once you have an answer to “why?” check out the questions I have for you below:

Are you looking for easy money while getting a chance to see Asia? So many people come to Korea to teach thinking that’s exactly what they’re going to get – easy money and a chance to see Asia. If this is all or part of your reasoning, you should keep the following in mind: Jobs in Korea are just that – jobs. Koreans tend to have an extremely high work-ethic and will expect the same of you. The Korean peninsula is small enough that you can see a lot of it on the weekends, and you will be in a good position to “see Asia” once your contract is finished – just don’t expect your time here to be a paid vacation.

Do you like working with children? While there are certainly jobs available in Korea teaching English to adults, the majority of the ESL/EFL jobs available to foreigners involve children. I teach kids in first through eighth grade; many foreigners teach kindergarteners and preschoolers as well. Keep in mind that teaching little kids requires a special kind of patience that not everyone possesses. If you’re not one of those people who can work well with the little ones, don’t sign up for a job teaching them.

How willing are you to spend a year outside of your comfort zone? KOREA IS NOT A WESTERN COUNTRY, people. This might seem obvious to some of you, but you’d be surprised how many westerners get here and are simply crushed by the differences – and there are MANY differences. They speak a different language, use a different alphabet, and (in many cases) practice a different religion. Unless you’re ethnically Asian, you’ve no chance of blending in. The streets are more crowded – not to mention much dirtier. You’ll have frequent opportunities to use squatty-potties. The food is quite different, as are the fashions. While you can find many Western goods, you’ll have a hard time finding everything you’re accustomed to. (I am so craving some Triscuits right now!) I could easily fill an entire book enumerating the difference between Korea and the West. Certainly, Korea is a modern country, and you can dine at McDonald’s and Starbucks if you so desire… HOWEVER, sometimes life in Korea can be extremely frustrating, even to the most well-adapted westerner. If you’re looking for the comforts of *your* home with different scenery, Korea probably isn’t the place for you; to live in Korea you need to be able to embrace the absurdities, accept the differences, and adapt.

If you’ve read the above and are still interested in coming to Korea, check out Part Two of this series: How To Find A Job.

(To current and former English teachers in Korea: Please feel free to contribute to this discussion! Can you think of any other important questions prospective teachers should ask themselves prior to deciding to come to Korea?)

Attention American Citizens!

Please listen to this.
You'll probably learn something.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Mooshtastic!!!

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Youngmee is coming to Korea this summer!
Awesomeness shall indeed ensue.
Motherland!

Monday, April 30, 2007

Where there's smoke...

My mom took this photo of the smoke from the southeast GA wildfire from inside the Waycross city limits this weekend.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007

North of the tracks

Took a short walk north of the railroad out here in Banyawol this afternoon, and found a nice place to go hiking. Didn't fully explore it, as my stomach was telling me it needed food, and my feet were telling me that flip-flops were not appropriate for such business. I did take a few photos though:

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More Waycross fire updates [updated]

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Photo by Terry Dickson, Florida Times-Union

Video: FirstCoastNews report, April 28
Fatiugue sets in after 12 day struggle with wildfire
In drought stricken southeast GA, wildfires flare
Some residents return amid GA wildfires
GA wildfire approaches 100 square miles
Wildfires flare again in southeast GA
Georgia wildfire shows residents its raging colors

Over 1000 fire and fire-related photos
taken by Carlos Nelson
can be viewed here.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Korean class insanity and some pretty pictures

I'm still going to Korean class, although it is still so far above and beyond my level that I feel like a complete idiot. And the fact that I have been such a slack-ass when it comes to studying is not helping things at all. Also, there had been one girl who knew less than I did in the class, as well as one fellow at my level... well, the girl moved to the beginners class, and the dude wasn't there today, meaning that I was class dunce for the day. Yippee.

Class itself was completely insane. Our teacher brought up both palm-reading and Scientology for the second time this course... in addition to some other random topics, including piercings, plastic surgery (she was shocked that none of us wanted any), what your blood type says about your bathroom habits (believe me, you don't want to know), the Chinese zodiac (those of us born in the Year of the Horse apparently make for bad wives), and dream interpretation. Nutty.

Today was such a gorgeous day, that after class was finished, I decided to take a walk along the Geumhogang River.

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Just outside of the Dongchon subway station is a pedestrian bridge
across the river, which you can cross for roughly $1.


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It's very wobbly and windy up there!


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And not entirely safe looking either.


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This part of the river is packed with self-peddled swan-boats


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I'm definitely going to have to ride one of these someday.


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heehee!


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Somebody has a great spot!


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I totally wanted to mount this camel, but I'm too short.
Also, I used a certain verb there for the AH cats. Miss you guys!


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Remember
this guy? Well, here's another angle.


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This temply place is across the street.


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One closing view of the river...

Friday, April 27, 2007

More Korean commercial insanity

I've written about this thing before. It still weirds me out.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Morena de mi Latte (and other visions from YouTube)

Am I the only waygook who has noticed this? Recently Maxim coffee (the Taster's Choice of Korea) has run a series of ads set to the song Cancion del Mariachi (also known as Morena de mi Corazon), featured in the opening sequence to the movie Desperado. This means that in addition to the plethora of annoying Korean commericals that are always getting stuck in my head (rushee and cashee, anyone?), I now have the soundtrack to Desperado playing in there as well. I found myself humming Cancion del Mariachi today in my class of second graders... who all then started singing the coffee commercial! Anyhow, thanks to the wonder that is YouTube, I can bring you this commercial:


Enjoy!

And here's the original clip from Desperado, if you're interested:

And just to random things up a bit,
here's something from six years ago that some of you may recognize:
(be patient - the first few seconds are black screen)

Also, this might be the best thing Bush has ever done:

Russian Orphans

Unbelievably depressing,
although sadly, not entirely surprising.
Click here to listen.